Since 1965, Godolkin University has trained some of the smartest superheroes the world has ever known, including three current members of the Seven. The university continues to offer support to all students. 

The Mental Health Hotline at Godolkin University aims to remind students that they are not alone. Staff are specially trained to deal with the emotional needs of superheroes. 

The Think Brink Foundation hosts a major charity gala at Godolkin University with a moving tribute film to Professor Brinkerhoff, and the heroes face their parents at the gala. 

Godolkin University Police are appealing for witnesses to find the person who vandalised the Polarity Statue in the genital area last night, in front of the Anti-Crime Unit. 

The night before, Incredible Steve attends an off-campus party where he loses his penis. He would like it back, so his family is offering a $10,000 reward for its return, no questions asked. 

Godolkin University's School of Crime Fighting announces a new course: The Psychology of Supervillains. Analysing the best-known example of a supervillain, Soldier Boy, the course investigates what makes a superhero go over to the side of evil. 

The Homelander's supporters have been invited to a demonstration against socialist muse Victoria Neuman's arrival on campus. They want to oppose her horde of hate-filled wokists and their anti-superhero agenda. 

Human employees are allegedly victimized by Godolkin students.